I had just finished eating my kabob platter at a greek place called "Pita Delite", when I had the sudden urge to piss. I look around and make sure nobody had just gotten up to use the men's room, because it's a small place and I didn't want to make the mistake of walking in on "bubba" dropping off his gyro. By the way, why do you assholes never have the courtesy to lock the door when you're in public taking a dump? That's the first thing I do when I'm about to drown a mud bunny. Anyways, back on topic. I walk into the bathroom and the first thing that catches my eye is this peculiar painting on the wall. There was actually a few paintings in there but this particular one tickled my fancy the most. It was a crossbreed human/rabbit in robin hood type attire that seemed to be ogling me as I drained my weasel. It had a mischievous grin as it grasped his swords handle with one hand and caressed a tree with the other. He had a weird little red buddy on his shoulder that seemed to be gesturing "Come at me bro!" to the hybrid. He was making me uncomfortable, so I angled myself away from it while I finished the deed.
The beast that I captured.. Look at his biceps, they're jacked. The fucker was obviously juicing hard.
Am I the only person who doesn't know what this is? Did I miss a children's book or movie when I was growing up with this abomination in it?