Sunday, May 8, 2011

What is this?

I had just finished eating my kabob platter at a greek place called "Pita Delite", when I had the sudden urge to piss. I look around and make sure nobody had just gotten up to use the men's room, because it's a small place and I didn't want to make the mistake of walking in on "bubba"  dropping off his gyro. By the way, why do you assholes never have the courtesy to lock the door when you're in public taking a dump? That's the first thing I do when I'm about to drown a mud bunny. Anyways, back on topic. I walk into the bathroom and the first thing that catches my eye is this peculiar painting on the wall. There was actually a few paintings in there but this particular one tickled my fancy the most. It was a crossbreed human/rabbit in robin hood type attire that seemed to be ogling me as I drained my weasel. It had a mischievous grin as it grasped his swords handle with one hand and caressed a tree with the other. He had a weird little red buddy on his shoulder that seemed to be gesturing "Come at me bro!" to the hybrid. He was making me uncomfortable, so I angled myself away from it while I finished the deed.
The beast that I captured.. Look at his biceps, they're jacked. The fucker was obviously juicing hard.
Am I the only person who doesn't know what this is? Did I miss a children's book or movie when I was growing up with this abomination in it?



21 comments:

  1. I am with you on this one. Have no idea what that is.

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  2. Lol I have no idea but I want one in my bathroom

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  3. Haha, what. In a bathroom? Really?

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  4. "Drowning a mud bunny"...never in my life have I used this before but it just feels right.

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  5. I would totally read that story to my kids in the future lol

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  6. That looks kinda freaky on the wall.

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  7. belongs to WTF category for sure. lol

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  8. That looks like a character from those old "Redwall" books dressed as Peter Pan.

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  9. .... wow.... dont even know.

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  10. I think I won't sleep tonight :S

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  11. I'm pretty sure that is awesome.

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  12. It seems I wasn't the first to think of calling him Rabbit Hood. What's on his shoulder?

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  13. Clearly, as you said, it has been juicing. And it has a weapon. I am just surprised it isn't covered in blood with it's clothes torn.

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  14. this is how nightmares start

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  15. peter pan or robin hood as a rabbit?

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