Now that I have General Tso's Chicken inside me burning my stomach lining, and I'm most likely going to shit pure fire in about an hour, I figure I'd post something on my blog now. What better to talk about than Osama's porn stash?
Recent news of a massive porn collection seized from Osama Bin Laden's compound in Pakistan is making headlines lately. As much as 5 computers, 10 hard drives, and dozens of USB drives full of fap material has reported to have been found.
That just sounds like a slow week for me. I wonder what kind of porn he had on his computers, and who's job it is to sift through all of it? What a job that must be. "Colonel, get the CIA's Porn Investigation Team in here to comb through this smut immediately. I've got a hunch he may have been watching 'Burka's Gone Wild 6', and damnit I want to see it!"
Obama's Administration has released one video already of Osama watching himself on TV (this motherfucker had DVR in his pad). I guess he was critiquing himself thinking "Man, why didn't I fucking plug up my Norelco that day, my beard looks like a bee-hive made of pubes." He looked rather old and fragile in the newly released video, like he missed at least 2 months of using his jet black Just for Men beard enhancer. He's seen wrapped up in a dark tan blanket, because he's too much of a fucking rebel to buy a Snuggie from Wal-Mart (too westernized). I'm just glad Obama's Administration decided to cut the part where he brings in his laptop full of sheep bestiality, for a hardcore sesh.
This is what the hypocritical camel fucker said in '02 in his "letter to the American people"
Lol nice :D
ReplyDeleteI don't even want to imagine what this guy was into...
ReplyDeleteHaha, oh wow. I suppose he needed something to do while hiding out.
ReplyDeleteI sincerely do not believe this story- I believe it was him and that he is dead, but there have been stories about how the CIA were going to discredit Saddam before invasions in 2003 and one went something like this
ReplyDeletesupposedly finding porn in a raided taliban/terrorist/etc. compound is actually quite common
ReplyDeleteYour hilarious man, I love people like you! Hey you can't leave the house, nothing to do, of course your going to fap!
ReplyDeleteI'd pay to see what Osama's taste in porn was.
ReplyDeleteOH GOD, NOT THE TAXMASTER!
ReplyDeleteI wonder what sort of weird shit he was into. What does someone fap to when they blow up people for a living?
ReplyDeletebest he was into lesbians
ReplyDeletei wonder about his fetishes
ReplyDeleteOh wow!
ReplyDeletehow would he ever get his hands on porn in an islamic culture without his followers ridiculing him
ReplyDeletelol great post, great read!
ReplyDeleteLol very nice :) haha
ReplyDeletenice blog
ReplyDeleteI follow
Yeah SP rulez :P this episode was about new jersey. I wonder if osama played wow as blood elf female and participated in cyber sex RP ;P
ReplyDeleteYeah read the article about osama watching porn this morning
ReplyDeleteLol i laughed so hard at your "About to shit fire" intro
ReplyDeletelol i guess there's not really much else to do while you're hiding
ReplyDeletelol...seriously osama's porn stash...haha
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