This is Bailey...
|I can has the 'beetis?|
|Me after I dodged the beast.|
I showed you a picture of Bailey, so you can inform my girlfriend that her cat is morbidly obese. She's under the perception that he was just born a big cat, you know, bigger bone-structure and shit, and that's how he is supposed to look. She thinks the father cat was most likely a Maine Coon. I think the father cat was most likely John Goodman, who was fucking amazing in The Big Lebowski.
If you want more pictures of Bailey, just let me know. I'll throw on my wide-angle lens and try and capture him.