Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Riding dirty in a Geo Metro

Look at that beautiful piece of art.

So, you think you're hot shit, huh? Do you see these stock 12's, or is the chrome blinding you? Just face the facts, bud. When I cruise up to the party in my '93 Geo Metro Convertible with the top down, hoes come'uh runnin'. What is that, a Mustang? HA! Step it up, broski. That's just the same monotonous, bland ass car girls always see. What they really want is a waxed up candy paint Metro pushing 65 with the pedal down on the highway. At 90 MPG, lets just say "I get around". So, if you hear a 2-stroke weed-whacker at 3a.m., don't worry, I'm not there for lawn maintenance. I'm probably doing donuts in your fucking driveway, with the tape deck BLARING.

 If you want to go ho'patrolin' sometime, I might hand over the reigns. Be gentle with it, it is my baby. Remember, I have a strict no fat chick policy. I don't want chubbies ruining my fresh suspension, you catch my drift? Anyways, these tires aren't gonna smoke themselves. I'll catch you on the flipside.
VROOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!
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17 comments:

  1. The Radical ChemistMay 4, 2011 at 7:52 AM

    As boss as this car is, I'd love to see you take it off road! =D

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    1. UnknownFebruary 10, 2014 at 7:52 PM

      i have a 94, thing goes off road real well actually. just gotta watch out cause it's pretty low.

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  2. Xzib1tMay 4, 2011 at 8:40 AM

    ha, Epic

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  3. Kicking RocksMay 4, 2011 at 9:10 AM

    i need to get a car soon! something like this would do.

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  4. ThirtySevenMay 4, 2011 at 9:51 AM

    Adorable little cars. I like big things that run over little things.

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  5. BigMikeMay 4, 2011 at 10:14 AM

    hahahahahahaha When i was in school a friend of mine had one of these.. until 4 of us flipped it over, they don't have a very strong upper body and the top just crushed right in.

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  6. ThorfanMay 4, 2011 at 11:06 AM

    Lol too BA. I actually really like that style of car.

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  7. LoevMay 4, 2011 at 11:13 AM

    Haha! Way cool car. I'm saving for one aswell, preferbly with a sunroof! Funny read!

    +1, check out my blog aswell! :)

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  8. VenomForMassesMay 4, 2011 at 1:00 PM

    I lol'd. Why would you do donuts in my back yard man, wtf! XD

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  9. philmin9May 4, 2011 at 3:44 PM

    I never thought anyone would be able to make a '93 geo metro sound badass. Well done sire.

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  10. UnknownMay 4, 2011 at 4:10 PM

    It doesn't get any better than this.

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  11. 13-c-a-t-sMay 4, 2011 at 4:38 PM

    my mum used to want one of those

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  12. ruinzMay 4, 2011 at 11:29 PM

    Man if i had some extra cash i would so buy that, just to screw around with :D
    How to Hack Life.

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  13. mindphMay 5, 2011 at 3:53 AM

    i like the red thing!

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  14. cadexnMay 5, 2011 at 4:11 AM

    Haha it's so small it looks almost like a toy!

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  15. pixelMay 6, 2011 at 9:57 AM

    did not know they made these in convertibles

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  16. eCampbellMay 7, 2011 at 1:32 PM

    thug lyfe

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