Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Riding dirty in a Geo Metro

Look at that beautiful piece of art.

So, you think you're hot shit, huh? Do you see these stock 12's, or is the chrome blinding you? Just face the facts, bud. When I cruise up to the party in my '93 Geo Metro Convertible with the top down, hoes come'uh runnin'. What is that, a Mustang? HA! Step it up, broski. That's just the same monotonous, bland ass car girls always see. What they really want is a waxed up candy paint Metro pushing 65 with the pedal down on the highway. At 90 MPG, lets just say "I get around". So, if you hear a 2-stroke weed-whacker at 3a.m., don't worry, I'm not there for lawn maintenance. I'm probably doing donuts in your fucking driveway, with the tape deck BLARING.

 If you want to go ho'patrolin' sometime, I might hand over the reigns. Be gentle with it, it is my baby. Remember, I have a strict no fat chick policy. I don't want chubbies ruining my fresh suspension, you catch my drift? Anyways, these tires aren't gonna smoke themselves. I'll catch you on the flipside.
VROOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!

19 comments:

  1. As boss as this car is, I'd love to see you take it off road! =D

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    1. i have a 94, thing goes off road real well actually. just gotta watch out cause it's pretty low.

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  2. i need to get a car soon! something like this would do.

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  3. Adorable little cars. I like big things that run over little things.

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  4. hahahahahahaha When i was in school a friend of mine had one of these.. until 4 of us flipped it over, they don't have a very strong upper body and the top just crushed right in.

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  5. Lol too BA. I actually really like that style of car.

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  6. Haha! Way cool car. I'm saving for one aswell, preferbly with a sunroof! Funny read!

    +1, check out my blog aswell! :)

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  7. I lol'd. Why would you do donuts in my back yard man, wtf! XD

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  8. I never thought anyone would be able to make a '93 geo metro sound badass. Well done sire.

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  9. It doesn't get any better than this.

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  10. my mum used to want one of those

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  11. Man if i had some extra cash i would so buy that, just to screw around with :D
    How to Hack Life.

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  12. Haha it's so small it looks almost like a toy!

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  13. did not know they made these in convertibles

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