Friday, May 6, 2011

Damnit, Ric Flair..

You win again. What a great marketing strategy.

"The Nature Boy" whoring himself out again in the NC Lottery. He must be strapped for cash lately. Metamucil and feathered robes can get pretty pricey. He is 300 years old and he's still mackin', struttin', and "WOOOing" at frightened children. He doesn't even speak anymore, he just throws out awkward pitches of "WOOOO" and his nurses come to his aide.

 Is it just me or does his torso seem disproportionate to his legs in the picture? He was probably on the toilet trying to pass his prune juice and oats that his caretaker blended up for him, and then someone just photoshopped some rhinestone chaps on it to make it look legit.


A close-up of the "WOOOOOO" face


Here's the commercial for the newest scratcher
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18 comments:

  1. pixelMay 6, 2011 at 9:46 AM

    wow, i thought he was dead by now

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  2. ThorfanMay 6, 2011 at 10:49 AM

    Lol poor guy (not literally), I'm sure this helps take care of his already well-off family.

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  3. May 6, 2011 at 11:24 AM

    DAT FACE

    But seriously, this dude's everywhere...

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  4. DCModsMay 6, 2011 at 11:58 AM

    Lol, Rick Flair.

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  5. m_usicreviewMay 6, 2011 at 12:14 PM

    I've never heard of this guy... but I like him!

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  6. UnknownMay 6, 2011 at 12:16 PM

    Ah, I remember this guy!

    Definitely an interesting read. Thanks for sharing!

    Keep 'em coming, definitely following!

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  7. PonyMay 6, 2011 at 12:19 PM

    Ooohhh man, that face. Jesus.

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  8. Leo`May 6, 2011 at 12:28 PM

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ahahah

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  9. derekjayMay 6, 2011 at 12:31 PM

    Oh man I really want that lottery ticket!

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  10. Max PowerMay 6, 2011 at 12:40 PM

    WOOOOO! lol, that's great.

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  11. 13-c-a-t-sMay 6, 2011 at 1:25 PM

    he's still alive?

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  12. Jesse CrowsMay 6, 2011 at 2:20 PM

    i hate scratchers i never win

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  13. PackScootMay 6, 2011 at 3:00 PM

    i miss WCW! ahah WOOO!!

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  14. Genj0May 6, 2011 at 6:06 PM

    haha that face is so funny!

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  15. Kicking RocksMay 6, 2011 at 7:36 PM

    i wish they had those here...The Rock should make his own for Miami.....lol

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  16. kxxthanxxMay 7, 2011 at 5:50 AM

    WOOOOOoooo

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  17. joomlaMay 8, 2011 at 12:57 AM

    ahahahha.. Rick Flair.. the "nature boy"

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  18. AtleyMay 10, 2011 at 12:08 AM

    man, and you didnt even win on the ticket! that blasted old man!

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