WHAT YOU WILL NEED FOR MY BREAKFAST PLATTER OF GODLINESS (Note: My measurements are how real alpha males measure shit, women need not apply and should exit this blog immediately to fix me sandwiches.)
- -A big ass Russett Potato, cut it how you like
- -Half-a-dozen large eggs, including yolks, that's right
- -Half of a Vidalia Onion, minced (that means chop the fuck out of it.. if you cry, you aren't allowed to eat this.)
- -Minced Tomato & Green Chilies, or just use a can of Rotel
- -Enough cheese (Cheddar & Jack) to cover the top layer of my sexy platter
- -BACON (need I say more?)
- -Salt & Pepper to taste
- -Hot Sauce for a vinegary, spicy kick in the face.
- -A splash of oil, or bacon grease to cook potatoes in
(servings 4-5 for normal people.. 1-2 for hungry lumberjacks)
|Coat the 'taters in oil, salt & pepper them. Potatoes without salt is like taking a dump without wiping. Not cool|
|When your potatoes start getting a little brown, let your onions have an orgy with them. Your bacon should be cooking or almost done by now.|
|When eggs thicken up, add your layer of cheese to melt over the top.|
Serve it up with biscuits. Twas nothing fancy, just something good and hearty you can whip up in like 15 minutes when you're feeling a tad peckish.
That's your breakfast for this morning, add salsa, hot sauce, whatever the fuck it is that your taste buds desire.
|Enjoy your meal.|