Justin Bieber gets shot.

Justin Bieber gets shot for 10 hours straight. Leave this video up while you do your daily chores and take satisfaction in knowning Justin Bieber is being destroyed.

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Bob Ross Breakfast of Champions

I'll start putting some of my meals on this blog, so you skinny blogging buffoonery motherfuckers can copy the diet of a real boss hog, candy paint, riding clean ass sum'bitch. You aren't going to get 20 inch biceps of steel sitting there eating your raisin bran muffins and skim milk. These are going to be real meals, full of carbs, proteins, and afro-nutrients to keep your energy peaking to bang multiple chicks throughout the day while you save babies from burning buildings and shit.

WHAT YOU WILL NEED FOR MY BREAKFAST PLATTER OF GODLINESS (Note: My measurements are how real alpha males measure shit, women need not apply and should exit this blog immediately to fix me sandwiches.)

1. -A big ass Russett Potato, cut it how you like
2. -Half-a-dozen large eggs, including yolks, that's right
3. -Half of a Vidalia Onion, minced (that means chop the fuck out of it.. if you cry, you aren't allowed to eat this.)
4. -Minced Tomato & Green Chilies, or just use a can of Rotel
5. -Enough cheese (Cheddar & Jack) to cover the top layer of my sexy platter
6. -BACON (need I say more?)
7. -Salt & Pepper to taste
8. -Hot Sauce for a vinegary, spicy kick in the face.
9. -A splash of oil, or bacon grease to cook potatoes in

(servings 4-5 for normal people.. 1-2 for hungry lumberjacks)

Coat the 'taters in oil, salt & pepper them. Potatoes without salt is like taking a dump without wiping. Not cool

When your potatoes start getting a little brown, let your onions have an orgy with them.  Your bacon should be cooking or almost done by now.

After those potatoes and onions have browned a little more, add your 6 eggs, tomatoes, chilies, bacon. Stir them all together like so.  All of this is on medium heat in a non-stick pan, so if you don't have a non-stick pan, you better lube it up with bacon grease.

When eggs thicken up, add your layer of cheese to melt over the top.

Serve it up with biscuits. Twas nothing fancy, just something good and hearty you can whip up in like 15 minutes when you're feeling a tad peckish. 

That's your breakfast for this morning, add salsa, hot sauce, whatever the fuck it is that your taste buds desire. 

Enjoy your meal.

More teens are having fuck-

Did you guys know that more and more teens are having fuck?  I'll get back in my usual blog routine pretty soon, but until then, just enjoy my shitty videos that I'm finding for you.

Here's a .gif of Sarah Jessica Parker turning into a horse

More Animazement Pics

I didn't forget about you guys. I'll continue to keep updating my blog daily. I've been really busy the past few days with work and other minor shit. I need to keep up with more important things, like blogs. Let me make it up to you with more cosplayers and neckbeards.

I like how you can see the reflection of his glasses inside the head. Oh, no! There's a ninja behind you! He's going to... throw up a peace sign?

Anybody hungry?  This food dealer had as assortment of Asian snacks and candies, and for some reason Magic and Yugioh cards..

Saw this guitar walking around with an Asian chick.

I somehow managed to photograph a fat chick and the elusive "ginger neckbeard" in the same picture. See the look of hunger in her eyes, and the threatening stance? I had to roll the fuck out before things got out of hand.

I remember Pyramid Head being a little more intimidating than this. He needs to go down some protein shakes and hit the gym.

Drunk, gangster Gumby. He was out of control, trying to start shit with people and yelling. I didn't know Gumby was such a dick.

Gumby trying to get me riled up. This is where I put down the camera and suplexed him into a coma.

The ceiling in one of the theater rooms. Pretty damn cool.

A cardboard transformer with a sweet Mountain Dew jetpack and KFC helmet.  Can't beat that.

I actually thought these guys were pretty cool, since I've played Team Fortress 2 for a while. Too bad that inbred "pat" thing in the background came prancing up to ruin my picture.

Nothing out of the ordinary, just some furries dancing at the rave.

Me Gusta?

They all came out of nowhere.  This is what it has become, a bunch of young girls with meme faces.

This is the rave. I'm sure you can hear the shitty electro music just by looking at the picture.

She's the meat in a neckbeard sandwich. Save this picture to help induce vomiting if you ever accidentally ingest poison.

These were bad-fucking-ass. Check the stoner to the left, he's like "man, I want the candy in those pinatas so bad"

Probably the best costumes that I saw.

Breakdancing outside.

This fucker just ruined my childhood.

Me love your hair.

That's about all I'm going to post from this adventure. I decided I'd wrap it all up in one last blog. Let me know if you have any questions or want some more pictures. Oh, here's one more picture of a neckbead from my hotel room.

"What the fuck? I came here to bang hot Night Elves, and all I managed to pull was a drunk Gumby".