More Animazement Pics

I didn't forget about you guys. I'll continue to keep updating my blog daily. I've been really busy the past few days with work and other minor shit. I need to keep up with more important things, like blogs. Let me make it up to you with more cosplayers and neckbeards.

I like how you can see the reflection of his glasses inside the head. Oh, no! There's a ninja behind you! He's going to... throw up a peace sign?

Anybody hungry?  This food dealer had as assortment of Asian snacks and candies, and for some reason Magic and Yugioh cards..

Saw this guitar walking around with an Asian chick.

I somehow managed to photograph a fat chick and the elusive "ginger neckbeard" in the same picture. See the look of hunger in her eyes, and the threatening stance? I had to roll the fuck out before things got out of hand.

I remember Pyramid Head being a little more intimidating than this. He needs to go down some protein shakes and hit the gym.

Drunk, gangster Gumby. He was out of control, trying to start shit with people and yelling. I didn't know Gumby was such a dick.

Gumby trying to get me riled up. This is where I put down the camera and suplexed him into a coma.

The ceiling in one of the theater rooms. Pretty damn cool.

A cardboard transformer with a sweet Mountain Dew jetpack and KFC helmet.  Can't beat that.

I actually thought these guys were pretty cool, since I've played Team Fortress 2 for a while. Too bad that inbred "pat" thing in the background came prancing up to ruin my picture.

Nothing out of the ordinary, just some furries dancing at the rave.

Me Gusta?

They all came out of nowhere.  This is what it has become, a bunch of young girls with meme faces.

This is the rave. I'm sure you can hear the shitty electro music just by looking at the picture.

She's the meat in a neckbeard sandwich. Save this picture to help induce vomiting if you ever accidentally ingest poison.

These were bad-fucking-ass. Check the stoner to the left, he's like "man, I want the candy in those pinatas so bad"

Probably the best costumes that I saw.

Breakdancing outside.

This fucker just ruined my childhood.

Me love your hair.

That's about all I'm going to post from this adventure. I decided I'd wrap it all up in one last blog. Let me know if you have any questions or want some more pictures. Oh, here's one more picture of a neckbead from my hotel room.

"What the fuck? I came here to bang hot Night Elves, and all I managed to pull was a drunk Gumby".

Animazement Pictures

Now, for my second installment of my Animazement adventures..

 I feel like a fucking archaeologist coming back with some T-Rex bones, except I have neckbeards and cosplayers. Enough fucking writing, you bastards want instant gratification and I'm going to give you it. Nobody reads any of this shit,  they just scroll to pictures.

Trollingwood Rd.. I figured all of you guys lived on that road, so I snapped a pic.

Damn, they really let themselves go. I walked up on Sub Zero eating some ice-cream later on.  I guess nowadays instead of shooting icicles out of his ass, he just consumes creamy frozen treats.

O HAI GAIZ, I'M A CUP OF NOODLES!!! TEHHEEEE.. Get the fuck out of here with that shit.

It was hard to take some of these pictures while laughing.

This guy seemed way too attracted to me. He hugged me multiple times, and he might be sporting a chub right there. I'm irresistible, what can I say?

One of the 5000 neckbeards I saw at Animazement. He was on the prowl.

This is just the dealer room before it got too packed. The convention center is huge.

Look at this virgin beautiful specimen just full of repressed sexual fantasies.. He was a weird fucker.

View from my hotel window.

My toilet just had to say "Penis", it was quite necessary.


I'm going to wrap this first picture blog up with a nice little montage of dancing that I took outside of the convention center around 12am. It actually had nothing to do with Animazement, just some spur of the moment shit people started doing, it was pretty funny to watch. There's some decent dancers and horrible ones. Don't just watch 30 seconds of it, give it a little time.

Plenty of more shit to come, if you want it! Don't be afraid to click the pictures for higher quality.

Are You A Neckbeard?

A neckbeard in his natural environment.

What are neckbeards? A neckbeard is a person who lives primarily on the internet and has many hobbies within it. There are many different types and forms of neckbeards, most show no interest into real life functions. They would consider what they do online "real life functions". They are typically known to have poor hygiene and grooming, yet some still maintain their personal cleanliness.

Neckbeardism can happen to anybody of any age group. It's easier to convert into a neckbeard than it is to shed the neckbeard persona. Neckbeardism can be avoided with a couple of strict rules;

1.) Dissociate yourself with other known neckbeards.
2.) The Internet is the breeding ground for neckbeards, so stay far away from any electronics/computers that are connected.
3.) If for some reason you have to go on the information superhighway and come in contact with a group of neckbeards, burn whatever device you're using, immediately, or else they will hack into it and blackmail you into being a neckbeard.

I will give you insight into five of the most common neckbeards and give a glimpse into their online agendas.

Social Neckbeard
Hobbies: Facebook, Youtube, Twitter, Skype, camming, blogging
Examination: The Social Neckbeard shows a desire for social interaction and isn't afraid to tell you how he feels on any given internet outlet. They have an account on every widespread social website available. They still manage to have a personal life whilst being a neckbeard.
Hours spent online: 4-6

Angry Neckbeard
Hobbies: FPS games, trolling, gore, anarchy, hacking
Examination: Misanthropists. The Angry Neckbeard has a hatred for people altogether and will let you know if you cross their path. They spend most of their time trying to keep his or her kill/death ratio in any given FPS over 2.0. If they are lower than 2.0, they will most likely contemplate suicide. Never ask them to reconsider. Angry Neckbeards are known for trolling forums and socially dense sites. They don't mind gore, they sickeningly prefer it. They oppose government and any hierarchy. Most share common traits with known serial killers.
Hours spent online: 8-10

Nerdy Neckbeard
Hobbies: RPG's, anime, piracy, fantasy
Examination: When the Nerdy Neckbeard isn't on WoW raiding or grinding gold, they are torrenting their favorite anime, music. They are quiet for the most part, unless you ask about blizzcon, or their guilds raid progression in the latest WoW expansion. Communicating with the opposite sex often provokes anxiety attacks for Nerdy Neckbeards.
Hours spent online: 14-16

Pervert Neckbeard
Hobbies: Porn, masturbating, stalking
Examination: The Pervert Neckbeards are the sickest, horniest neckbeards you will hopefully never meet. They dwell in dim lit rooms and basements. They spend their days looking for any and every odd fetish they come across (literally). Most of them are behind proxies and aren't afraid to search deeply into the internets bowels for grotesque images and videos that meets their sexually deprived neckbeard standards.
Hours spent online: 8-10

Hybrid Neckbeard
Hobbies: Gaming, porn, forums, Facebook
Examination: The Hybrid Neckbeard has the traits of all of the other neckbeards combined into one, just not as rooted in any specific category. They vary from which neckbeard vices they sink into. This neckbeard is the most common of the neckbeards.
Hours spent online: 10-12


In conclusion, I've found that neckbeards are pretty harmless unless you venture into their domain, since they will not venture outside. I hope you feel a little more educated into the world of neckbeardism. It's a serious condition that we still don't have all the answers for, but will always be actively seeking.