More Animazement Pics

I didn't forget about you guys. I'll continue to keep updating my blog daily. I've been really busy the past few days with work and other minor shit. I need to keep up with more important things, like blogs. Let me make it up to you with more cosplayers and neckbeards.

I like how you can see the reflection of his glasses inside the head. Oh, no! There's a ninja behind you! He's going to... throw up a peace sign?

Anybody hungry?  This food dealer had as assortment of Asian snacks and candies, and for some reason Magic and Yugioh cards..

Saw this guitar walking around with an Asian chick.

I somehow managed to photograph a fat chick and the elusive "ginger neckbeard" in the same picture. See the look of hunger in her eyes, and the threatening stance? I had to roll the fuck out before things got out of hand.

I remember Pyramid Head being a little more intimidating than this. He needs to go down some protein shakes and hit the gym.

Drunk, gangster Gumby. He was out of control, trying to start shit with people and yelling. I didn't know Gumby was such a dick.

Gumby trying to get me riled up. This is where I put down the camera and suplexed him into a coma.

The ceiling in one of the theater rooms. Pretty damn cool.

A cardboard transformer with a sweet Mountain Dew jetpack and KFC helmet.  Can't beat that.

I actually thought these guys were pretty cool, since I've played Team Fortress 2 for a while. Too bad that inbred "pat" thing in the background came prancing up to ruin my picture.

Nothing out of the ordinary, just some furries dancing at the rave.

Me Gusta?

They all came out of nowhere.  This is what it has become, a bunch of young girls with meme faces.

This is the rave. I'm sure you can hear the shitty electro music just by looking at the picture.

She's the meat in a neckbeard sandwich. Save this picture to help induce vomiting if you ever accidentally ingest poison.

These were bad-fucking-ass. Check the stoner to the left, he's like "man, I want the candy in those pinatas so bad"

Probably the best costumes that I saw.

Breakdancing outside.

This fucker just ruined my childhood.

Me love your hair.

That's about all I'm going to post from this adventure. I decided I'd wrap it all up in one last blog. Let me know if you have any questions or want some more pictures. Oh, here's one more picture of a neckbead from my hotel room.

"What the fuck? I came here to bang hot Night Elves, and all I managed to pull was a drunk Gumby".

Animazement Pictures

Now, for my second installment of my Animazement adventures..

 I feel like a fucking archaeologist coming back with some T-Rex bones, except I have neckbeards and cosplayers. Enough fucking writing, you bastards want instant gratification and I'm going to give you it. Nobody reads any of this shit,  they just scroll to pictures.

Trollingwood Rd.. I figured all of you guys lived on that road, so I snapped a pic.

Damn, they really let themselves go. I walked up on Sub Zero eating some ice-cream later on.  I guess nowadays instead of shooting icicles out of his ass, he just consumes creamy frozen treats.

O HAI GAIZ, I'M A CUP OF NOODLES!!! TEHHEEEE.. Get the fuck out of here with that shit.

It was hard to take some of these pictures while laughing.

This guy seemed way too attracted to me. He hugged me multiple times, and he might be sporting a chub right there. I'm irresistible, what can I say?

One of the 5000 neckbeards I saw at Animazement. He was on the prowl.

This is just the dealer room before it got too packed. The convention center is huge.

Look at this virgin beautiful specimen just full of repressed sexual fantasies.. He was a weird fucker.

View from my hotel window.

My toilet just had to say "Penis", it was quite necessary.


I'm going to wrap this first picture blog up with a nice little montage of dancing that I took outside of the convention center around 12am. It actually had nothing to do with Animazement, just some spur of the moment shit people started doing, it was pretty funny to watch. There's some decent dancers and horrible ones. Don't just watch 30 seconds of it, give it a little time.

Plenty of more shit to come, if you want it! Don't be afraid to click the pictures for higher quality.

Guess Who's Back?



In front of the Raleigh Convention Center





I am back from Animazement. The neckbeards and neckbeardettes came out in full force this weekend to spread joy and body odor all around the Raleigh Convention Center. But seriously, heat and high humidity doesn't mix too well with neckbeards. I've compiled a few little goodies for some pure wholesome entertainment. I will break out the videos and pictures of these extraordinary people in their cosplay getup over the course of the next few days. I didn't get as many photo-ops as I thought I should have, but I took enough for you to get the gist of what goes down as Animazement. I'll admit, I had alot of fun just looking at anime obsessed people fueled up on Mountain Dew and Pocky. It was quite the experience. If you ever have the opportunity to go to Animazement or any other cosplay event, you better not pass it up, you'll get your money worth in laughing your ass off alone.

Downtown Raleigh, outside of the hotel.

Let me start this off with a rare sighting of "Hipster Spiderman" making an appearance with his ukulele. Motherfucker didn't even offer me a sip of his PBR. I'd love to rag on this guy, but he was actually a half decent performer. At least he's happy.





More to come....

I'm going to Animazment

What is Animazement? It's a convention held every year in Raleigh, NC, where people of all walks of life (including neckbeards) come to celebrate Japanese culture through anime, manga, video games, art. I'm going to be attending from Fri-Sun morn. I WILL be taking pictures of all of the ridiculous outfits that I see people wearing, since cosplay is one of the main attractions. It's basically like a Comic-Con, except more Japanese oriented. I hope the fat chick who wants to dress up in spandex of her favorite anime character reads this and has a change of heart, or else she will be captured and put on this blog. Here's the schedule of all the events taking place. I doubt I'll update my blog until Sunday, when I get back. I look forward to showing you all of the weird shit that I'm exposed to.