Animazement Pictures

Now, for my second installment of my Animazement adventures..

 I feel like a fucking archaeologist coming back with some T-Rex bones, except I have neckbeards and cosplayers. Enough fucking writing, you bastards want instant gratification and I'm going to give you it. Nobody reads any of this shit,  they just scroll to pictures.

Trollingwood Rd.. I figured all of you guys lived on that road, so I snapped a pic.

Damn, they really let themselves go. I walked up on Sub Zero eating some ice-cream later on.  I guess nowadays instead of shooting icicles out of his ass, he just consumes creamy frozen treats.

O HAI GAIZ, I'M A CUP OF NOODLES!!! TEHHEEEE.. Get the fuck out of here with that shit.

It was hard to take some of these pictures while laughing.

This guy seemed way too attracted to me. He hugged me multiple times, and he might be sporting a chub right there. I'm irresistible, what can I say?

One of the 5000 neckbeards I saw at Animazement. He was on the prowl.

This is just the dealer room before it got too packed. The convention center is huge.

Look at this virgin beautiful specimen just full of repressed sexual fantasies.. He was a weird fucker.

View from my hotel window.

My toilet just had to say "Penis", it was quite necessary.


I'm going to wrap this first picture blog up with a nice little montage of dancing that I took outside of the convention center around 12am. It actually had nothing to do with Animazement, just some spur of the moment shit people started doing, it was pretty funny to watch. There's some decent dancers and horrible ones. Don't just watch 30 seconds of it, give it a little time.

Plenty of more shit to come, if you want it! Don't be afraid to click the pictures for higher quality.

Guess Who's Back?



In front of the Raleigh Convention Center





I am back from Animazement. The neckbeards and neckbeardettes came out in full force this weekend to spread joy and body odor all around the Raleigh Convention Center. But seriously, heat and high humidity doesn't mix too well with neckbeards. I've compiled a few little goodies for some pure wholesome entertainment. I will break out the videos and pictures of these extraordinary people in their cosplay getup over the course of the next few days. I didn't get as many photo-ops as I thought I should have, but I took enough for you to get the gist of what goes down as Animazement. I'll admit, I had alot of fun just looking at anime obsessed people fueled up on Mountain Dew and Pocky. It was quite the experience. If you ever have the opportunity to go to Animazement or any other cosplay event, you better not pass it up, you'll get your money worth in laughing your ass off alone.

Downtown Raleigh, outside of the hotel.

Let me start this off with a rare sighting of "Hipster Spiderman" making an appearance with his ukulele. Motherfucker didn't even offer me a sip of his PBR. I'd love to rag on this guy, but he was actually a half decent performer. At least he's happy.





More to come....