Fuck Bumble Bee's

Yeah, that's right, fuck bumblebees. No, not the autobot from Transformers. I'm talking about the fat little hairy fuckers that are flying face first into your windows.

They are pretty much the B-52 of bee's and hurt like hell when they slam into you going full-speed.

Haven't you heard that a bumblebee flying is aerodynamically impossible? It's true, but they don't give a damn, so they do it anyways just to piss you off.

If bumblebee's were human, they'd be the stout, obnoxious Italian guy you see at your local pizzeria getting heated over his stromboli not having enough mozzarella.

My hatred for bumblebees started the other day, when I was sitting outside on my deck. I was just trying to soak up some vitamin D and relax, when all of a sudden I heard a "bzzzzzzzzz".. I open my eyes and see this big bumbling fat fuck of a bug just hovering and looking at me. I figured he would fly off after a second, but NO, this asshole just circles me about 3 or 4 times like he's going to gather pollen out of me. I did what anybody would've done and threw my shoe at it. It hit him but he wasn't fazed, and began to kamikazee himself at me like an asian in rush hour traffic. I tried yelling at him but then I realized they haven't even evolved enough yet to have ears, so that was useless. So, I picked up my shoe and started swinging it like Barry Bonds after a steroid shot. After the third whiff, I made contact and sent him flying at least 100 feet. I felt like victory was mine and sat back down.

Sadly, the war wasn't over.. and it never will be, for they don't live for pollination or to extract nectar to feed their young. Their soul purpose in life is to annoy the hell out of you.     BZZZZZZZZZZZ...