Now that I have General Tso's Chicken inside me burning my stomach lining, and I'm most likely going to shit pure fire in about an hour, I figure I'd post something on my blog now. What better to talk about than Osama's porn stash?
Recent news of a massive porn collection seized from Osama Bin Laden's compound in Pakistan is making headlines lately. As much as 5 computers, 10 hard drives, and dozens of USB drives full of fap material has reported to have been found.
That just sounds like a slow week for me. I wonder what kind of porn he had on his computers, and who's job it is to sift through all of it? What a job that must be. "Colonel, get the CIA's Porn Investigation Team in here to comb through this smut immediately. I've got a hunch he may have been watching 'Burka's Gone Wild 6', and damnit I want to see it!"
Obama's Administration has released one video already of Osama watching himself on TV (this motherfucker had DVR in his pad). I guess he was critiquing himself thinking "Man, why didn't I fucking plug up my Norelco that day, my beard looks like a bee-hive made of pubes." He looked rather old and fragile in the newly released video, like he missed at least 2 months of using his jet black Just for Men beard enhancer. He's seen wrapped up in a dark tan blanket, because he's too much of a fucking rebel to buy a Snuggie from Wal-Mart (too westernized). I'm just glad Obama's Administration decided to cut the part where he brings in his laptop full of sheep bestiality, for a hardcore sesh.This is what the hypocritical camel fucker said in '02 in his "letter to the American people"
