Who are the worst drivers?

I'm sure you've been driving and have been a victim or at least a witness to some form of  reckless driving by one of these two groups of people. These two parties I'm referring to are "elderly people" and "Asian people".

Now, elderly people have an excuse, since they're old and their senses are dulled. They can't see you, can't hear you, and can't smell you, but they can touch the fuck out of you with their Buick Regal swerving into your lane when you're headed to work. That's lesson one, don't try and pass an old person on the highway. Yeah, they're doing 25 in the fast-lane, but they're going to fuck your day up if your ungrateful little whipper snapper ass tries to whisk by them. What you need to do is invest in a large truck or bulldozer, so you can just push them to side of the road, if need be. They won't notice, they'll probably think it was a strong gust of wind.

 Asians are just as bad. You would think a race of people who are so smart, and tech savvy, and mathematically inclined would be able to manage an automobile with perfect precision, but you're WRONG. Asians to the road are like cupcakes to Wilford Brimley, shit just gets out of hand. From young Asians to old Asians, it's all the same, they can't drive to save their life. I'm sure it can be statistically proven somewhere, but I don't have the patience or give-a-fuckery to look it up. All I need to know is what I've seen first hand. If you pull into a parking spot and an Asian is attempting to park next to you, my advice to you is to stay put until their vehicle is somewhere disengaged. You might want to get out through the passenger side, though, since they'll only give you three inches. (and I'm not talking about their dicks, but that'd be pretty funny if I was)

I've read another blog on here about how old people are discriminated against by the media and general public by stereotyping their driving skills, and the majority can drive just as well as the younger generations. WRONG! If you've ever rode shotgun with your grandma behind the wheel for any length of time, you'd know that you're lucky that you're even reading this blog. I agree that generalizing is fucked up, unless it is undoubtedly true, and this is undoubtedly true.

But, my question to you is, who is the WORST of the two? I have my own opinion. Asian drivers can get pretty hairy and especially those young Asians in their Civic hatchbacks that sound like a rattling tin-can. They'll try and race you any chance they get and they'll always win, since they'll lose control of their ricer and push you in a fucking ravine. Thankfully, most Asians are somewhat aware of their surroundings, which is one advantage they hold over elderly drivers. You might stick up for old drivers, until you're watching your hometown parade and Old Man McGee comes cruising through the middle of your high schools marching band performance, like he's got somewhere other to be than the pharmacy.

All I'm asking for is that all old people be considered for more evaluation and testing before they get their license renewed, for the safety of our families and loved ones.

It's a tough decision, but my personal award for "the worst drivers" has to go to......*drum roll*... OLD PEOPLE!



BTW: I love asians. Hard.