You win again. What a great marketing strategy.
"The Nature Boy" whoring himself out again in the NC Lottery. He must be strapped for cash lately. Metamucil and feathered robes can get pretty pricey. He is 300 years old and he's still mackin', struttin', and "WOOOing" at frightened children. He doesn't even speak anymore, he just throws out awkward pitches of "WOOOO" and his nurses come to his aide.
Is it just me or does his torso seem disproportionate to his legs in the picture? He was probably on the toilet trying to pass his prune juice and oats that his caretaker blended up for him, and then someone just photoshopped some rhinestone chaps on it to make it look legit.
A close-up of the "WOOOOOO" face
Here's the commercial for the newest scratcher

